KASH Declares War on SpaceX, NASA, and Private Space Industry

Hacktivist Group 'KASH' KASH and SpaceX explosion NASA security Claims Responsibility for SpaceX Explosion, Demands End to Space Exploration

March 7, 2025 - KASH and SpaceX explosion investigation Cape Canaveral, FL - In a shocking turn of events, the radical group KASH (Keep All Spending Here) has claimed responsibility for the explosion of a SpaceX Starship during a recent test launch. The organization, which opposes space exploration in favor of increased social spending, has declared economic war on billionaires like Elon Musk, demanding that government funding and private investments in space technology be diverted toward universal income, welfare programs, and economic redistribution.

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Musk Fires Back at KASH: 'You Can't Stop Progress'

Elon Musk has dismissed KASH's threats, stating that no amount of sabotage will stop humanity's journey to the stars. In a series of X (formerly Twitter) posts, Musk ridiculed KASH, writing, "If you don't want to go to Mars, fine. But don't destroy the rocket that was taking us there." SpaceX has vowed to increase cybersecurity protections and KASH and SpaceX explosion Blue Origin threats continue launching despite threats from activists. Critics argue that KASH's KASH and SpaceX explosion KASH and SpaceX explosion transfer payments debate FBI probe attack has only delayed progress, rather than addressing economic inequality. Meanwhile, NASA and private space companies are tightening security, fearing KASH's next attack.

KASH Claims Responsibility for SpaceX Starship Explosion

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